“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”
not even risking that shit
scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button.
Last comment same thing. Sorry to the next person who sees this. I just can’t risk it. I have things I need to do before my life becomes hell. Lol
man i fucking hate yall who tf put this up knowing damn well we all gonna reblog it im heated im really sick af bout this
I don’t play that shit lol sorry
WHyyyy
Sorry everyone
If only if only the woodpecker sighs the bark on the tree was as soft as the sky why the wolf waits below hungry and lonely he cries to the moon if only if only
Shiddd
this post followed me to Facebook and im sooo annoyed!
It’s been a MINUTE since I’ve seen Madame Zeroni, fr fr
I HATE TUMBLR FKKKK SAKES
LMAOOOO
Not tryna fuck up any of my planetary Returns~
One time I didn’t and I was broke for like a month but the next time I seen it I rebloged it and a bitch just got 500 out the blue and a 20 gift card
As of today, November 17, 2018, any post with links, any links, even to other tumblr posts, just don’t show up anymore in tumblr’s search engine.
I just found out about it after I posted a fic with a link to my masterlist and it got little to no notes (it shouldn’t). I was right – the moment I deleted the links, my post magically appeared in the search again. Wow.
This is not a Tumblr thing. This is not a YouTube thing. This is all because of that fucking Article. These corporations are applying the directives ahead of time, trying to see if the European market is worth keeping or not with these new regulations.
For Non Europeans: Please Sign The Petition and spread posts about it
For Europeans: Please Sign The Petition, spread posts and contact the MEPs of you country! (Members of the European Parliament)
Tell them that using automatic censorship is not a solution for their “precious” copyrights. They don’t know what the Internet is about if they only use Google from time to time.
The fight for copyrights is a matter of sensibilisation of the masses, it’s not about punishing the whole world for the fewassholes who screw with the freedom offered by the internet.
Yes, their main targets are the big corporations like Facebook, YouTube etc BUT these articles are downright stupid, destroying the very concept of parody by forcing every content creator to own the rights of any and every piece of media they’d use in their parodies.
It shows that this article was written by men and women in their 50’s who’s only obsession is the fight against big corporations, blind to the rest of the internet and the consequences of their decision
Make them understand that they need to modify these articles
So I’ve been saying some amazing quotes over the past few days and it’d be insane for me to keep them to myself. Here, you can find them and use them for your RP pleasure. Enjoy! Please note, these are not all from me; some are reactions to me and some are just from other people. Made in collaboration with the fantastic @dweebsmuses and @thewanderingsunset
Warning: some will be SFW, others will not. I am too tired to distinguish the two so I apologise.
1. I’m a hoe
2. This is why I prefer the term Courtesan over hoe
3.
Okay, alright, so, Scenario is – his words – “I was jacking off and ran out of lube, I thought it was moisturiser but it turns out it was aftershave”
4.
He’s a slow typer
5.
What’s a good disinfectant for penis-
6.
Bah, don’t need you to say anything; his tragic backstory, not mine
7.
WHAT DID I COME BACK TO
8.
You’re my side hoe now
9.
Call me… Pimpdaddy
10.
Yo man don’t fuck with pimp-daddy
11.
I AM YOUR PIMP FATHER
12. ‘5’5 bipedal bitch
13.
Should duck fuck who tho
14.
Doesn’t sound nearly as gansta tho
15.
Same—
16.
Hhhhhhhhhghrm memes
17.
It’s not the first time this happened but-
18.
MARTHA YOU CLUMSY SLUT
19.
GIMME THAT WALL BITCH
20.
She ends up with a cannibalistic virus
21.
NERO YOU CHUCKLEFUCK
22.
I have no hot babe to shower with so motivation is at 0
23.
gonna rejigger
24.
“I’M FILLING MORE HOLES THEN A MALE PORNSTAR” FUCK I’M DEAD
25.
->boop
26.
Hewwo? OwO
27.
Alright so there’s too much for a TLDR; I see tentacles and big dick energy and beaches and tablets
28.
piZZZAAAW
29.
Why would you kill the pizza guy, he’s good
30.
Actually, now that I think about it, I haven’t eaten anyone since that time…
31.
I live–
32.
I don’t watch movies—
33.
so that you can see what the other person said and it’s— not— thE THING THAT YOU DO—
34.
thE QUEEN SAYS SO, I SHALL OBEY
35.
I’ll pap you-
36.
I thought it was water
37.
THE QUEEN HAS GONE MADE AND TURNED INTO THE HOE QUEEN
38.
THE QUEEN OF THE HOES SHALL RULE A L L
39.
-joygasam-
40.
HAIL HOE QUEEN
41.
SCCReEeEaeeEeeEEE
42.
That was probably vodka.
43.
I will fucking eat you
44.
I was sick once so I couldnt smell anything and I accidentally drank some kind of alcohol and wow never again
[[Alright, so in tandem with @dweebsmuses and @thewanderingsunset, we’ve now got our own RP meme catalogue. Bare right now, but feel free to check it out, to request stuff; we’ll get more and more active on there as the days go by!]]
Indie semi-selective Mystery from the Mystery Skulls Animated music videos. Crossover friendly. Tracking mysteriousxmystery. This is a sideblog, so I follow back from chxrrxbombed.
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