So I’ve been saying some amazing quotes over the past few days and it’d be insane for me to keep them to myself. Here, you can find them and use them for your RP pleasure. Enjoy! Please note, these are not all from me; some are reactions to me and some are just from other people. Made in collaboration with the fantastic @dweebsmuses and @thewanderingsunset
Warning: some will be SFW, others will not. I am too tired to distinguish the two so I apologise.
1. I’m a hoe
2. This is why I prefer the term Courtesan over hoe
3.
Okay, alright, so, Scenario is – his words – “I was jacking off and ran out of lube, I thought it was moisturiser but it turns out it was aftershave”
4.
He’s a slow typer
5.
What’s a good disinfectant for penis-
6.
Bah, don’t need you to say anything; his tragic backstory, not mine
7.
WHAT DID I COME BACK TO
8.
You’re my side hoe now
9.
Call me… Pimpdaddy
10.
Yo man don’t fuck with pimp-daddy
11.
I AM YOUR PIMP FATHER
12. ‘5’5 bipedal bitch
13.
Should duck fuck who tho
14.
Doesn’t sound nearly as gansta tho
15.
Same—
16.
Hhhhhhhhhghrm memes
17.
It’s not the first time this happened but-
18.
MARTHA YOU CLUMSY SLUT
19.
GIMME THAT WALL BITCH20.
She ends up with a cannibalistic virus
21.
NERO YOU CHUCKLEFUCK
22.
I have no hot babe to shower with so motivation is at 0
23.
gonna rejigger
24.
“I’M FILLING MORE HOLES THEN A MALE PORNSTAR” FUCK I’M DEAD
25.
->boop
26.
Hewwo? OwO
27.
Alright so there’s too much for a TLDR; I see tentacles and big dick energy and beaches and tablets
28.
piZZZAAAW
29.
Why would you kill the pizza guy, he’s good
30.
Actually, now that I think about it, I haven’t eaten anyone since that time…
31.
I live–
32.
I don’t watch movies—
33.
so that you can see what the other person said and it’s— not— thE THING THAT YOU DO—
34.
thE QUEEN SAYS SO, I SHALL OBEY
35.
I’ll pap you-
36.
I thought it was water
37.
THE QUEEN HAS GONE MADE AND TURNED INTO THE HOE QUEEN
38.
THE QUEEN OF THE HOES SHALL RULE A L L
39.
-joygasam-
40.
HAIL HOE QUEEN
41.
SCCReEeEaeeEeeEEE
42.
That was probably vodka.
43.
I will fucking eat you
44.
I was sick once so I couldnt smell anything and I accidentally drank some kind of alcohol and wow never again
45.
get fuCKED KID
46.
I tried, but she laughed me out of the room. ;-;
47.
Mmmmmmm Surprise me
48.
my coffee cup is also a particularly dirty whore
49.
kitchen sink is seriously a whore
50.
YO PICK SOMEONE YOU BITCH
51.
Yeet her ass
The dumb shit Floofy, Sunny and Dweeb come up with at 4am: RP meme edition
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