calledvillainess:

She was crying. Broken down in tears unlike the usual aloof and joyful self. She didn’t want anyone to see such a sorrowful part of her.

“They wanted me to…I couldn’t hurt those poor sweeties!! The mewmans told me it was my job to-!”

She covered her mouth to prevent speaking moreso. 

Sunset’s eyes welled up with unshed tears as she knelt down next to the crying woman, gently placing a hand on her shoulder, trying to give what comfort she could.

“Hey, it’s ok… It’ll be alright.” She said with a shaky voice. “You didn’t do it. That makes you so much better than them. You don’t have to say anymore. And I’m sorry…” She said, the tears now flowing openly down her cheeks, “ I’m so, so sorry I brought this up!”

serpentine-rogue:

“Oh! That’d be fun! Though I’d be unssure of actually flying until I’m comfy enough. I’d rather sstitck to land for a while until then.” Soldan wondered what it’s like being a dragon, thought lingering some. “I’m curiouss on too many thingss, I can’t help it.”

“Hey, I was a Unicorn. I’m not sure what I’d do I I randomly sprouted wings.” She said with a laugh. “But it’s ok to be curious.”

thedisabilitychronicles:

A ex-friend of mine told me no one would care if I killed myself. I blocked and deleted her, but I want to send her a screenshot of all the reblogs and likes on this post to prove her wrong. Let’s do this

therpmemes:

       john mulaney: kid gorgeous   → sentence starters

slightly edited in some cases to work for rp purposes.
feel free to change phrasing or pronouns to fit your muse(s)!

• ❝ Let’s change the subject! ❞
• ❝ This is a weird conversation and I want to talk about a book I read about World War II.❞
  
• ❝ Whoever did kill her only did it to protect her from this world. ❞
  
• ❝ Ah, none of us really know their fathers. ❞
  
• ❝ I was sitting over on the bench. ❞
  
• ❝ You saw what happened and did nothing! ❞
  
• ❝ Sometimes, he was gay. ❞
  
• ❝ When he was holding back the gay part, he did some of his best work. ❞
  
• ❝ I never talked to my dad about that but I figured I’d tell you. ❞
  
• ❝ Freebasing is the greatest orgasm known to man. ❞
  
• ❝ I’ve been sober now two weeks. Well, weekdays, not weekends. ❞
  
• ❝ What was so funny? I wanna know. ❞
  
• ❝ None of that matters but it’s important to me that you know that.  ❞
  
• ❝ Phonebooks don’t leave bruises. ❞
• ❝ Give us some money! As a gift! We want a gift! But only if it’s money! ❞
  
• ❝ I thought I’d be dead in a trunk by now. ❞
  
• ❝ You spent it already?! ❞
  
• ❝ Where’s the money? ❞
  
• ❝ I lived on cigarettes and alcohol and adderall. ❞
  
• ❝ Do my friends hate me or do I just need to go to sleep? ❞
  
• ❝ That’s illegal! They tricked me! ❞
  
• ❝ I paid 120,000 dollars for someone to tell me to go read Jane Austen and then I didn’t!❞
  
• ❝ If it’s too big you can just wear it as a sleep-shirt. ❞
  
• ❝ Hey, do you want me to kill that guy for you? ❞
  
• ❝ Jokes don’t do well in court. ❞
• ❝ I’m in the phase right before Old. ❞
  
• ❝ I am damp all the time. ❞
  
• ❝ I am gross. ❞
  
• ❝ UGHHHHH – you know, life. ❞
  
• ❝ I don’t know what my body is for, other than just taking my head from room to room. ❞
  
• ❝ I get super hot in the middle of the afternoon for no reason. ❞
  
• ❝ Let’s just not see each other for eight months and it doesn’t matter at all. ❞
• ❝ I was raised to be nice to everyone in every situation because you never know their story. ❞
  
• ❝ A lot of people don’t seem that nice and they seem to be doing fine in the world. ❞
  
• ❝ Not everyone thinks the same things are nice. ❞
  
• ❝ Famous people are weird as shit. ❞
  
• ❝ Your suspicions are correct. ❞
• ❝ I say ‘knock-knock’ out loud.❞
  
• ❝ The world is run by robots and we spend most of our time telling them we’re not a robot. ❞
  

• ❝ Think about that for two minutes and tell me that you don’t want to walk into the ocean.❞

• ❝ It seems like everyone everywhere is super mad about everything all the time. ❞
• ❝ I try to stay optimistic even though things seem to be getting a little sticky. ❞
  
• ❝ I don’t remember that in Hamilton. ❞
  
• ❝ I need everybody, all day long, to like me so much. It’s exhausting. ❞
• ❝ What do you think they’re celebrating? ❞
  
• ❝ I wasn’t raised catholic and I’m fucking glad I wasn’t because it’s a fucked up organization. ❞
  
• ❝ That should be the slogan of the catholic church: It’s an hour! ❞
  
• ❝ God can’t hear you. ❞
• ❝ First of all, get out of here with your facts. Just ‘cause you’re accurate doesn’t mean you’re interesting. ❞
  

• ❝ A charming anecdote that was fake and never happened. ❞

• ❝

  These meaningless politeness rules! ❞

• ❝

  I would never say that, not even as a joke, that my wife is a bitch and I don’t like her. ❞

• ❝

  My wife is a bitch and I like her so much.

  ❞ 

• ❝

  I smoked cocaine the night before my college graduation. Now I’m afraid to get a flu shot. People change.

  ❞

• ❝ I was in Connecticut recently, doing white people stuff. ❞

• ❝ Brush your teeth! Now boom, orange juice! That’s life. ❞

• ❝ College is a $120,000 hooker and you’re the idiot who fell in love with her.❞

• ❝ STREET SMARTS! ❞

• ❝ He could look at a child and guess the price of their coffin. ❞

rp-meme-central:

Send “sword” for my muse to put themselves between your muse and danger. 

rp-memes-atyourservice:

“If they touch you, I’ll kill them.”
“If they want to hurt you, they’ll have to go through me first.”
“Do you want to die? No? Then back off.”
“Get behind me. I’ll deal with this.”
“You’re safe while I’m with you, okay? That’s why I can’t leave.”
“I can only hold them off for so long! Go!”
“Don’t worry about me, worry about yourself! I’ve got this!”
“Do you want to kick their ass, or shall I?”
“Anyone that lays a hand on you will face my wrath.”

elven-child:

friendly reminder that people you consider rays of sunshine can:

• get pissed
• get stressed
• experience negative emotions
• cry
• feel rebellious
• be done with everyone’s shit
• be too tired for anything
• feel overwhelmed
• need to be comforted
• get furious and demand to be taken seriously