Bugs Bunny could singlehandedly defeat Thanos by dressing up as a TSA agent and setting up a metal detector in the middle of the battlefield saying that all metal objects must be removed if you want to pass on through now stick around for my 2,000 word essay on just how effectively he would convince The Mad Titan to comply
“For shame, doc! Dontcha know we got other folks waiting?”
(Thanos looks behind him and sees dozens of Bugs Bunnies dressed as angry yelling travelers with huge bags of luggage. Thanos rubs his neck guiltily and begins sliding off the gauntlet)
Barely spoken above a whisper, Eclipsa blocked a attack with a barrier provided by her parasol. Behind her sat the one she chose to rescue from an attack. They seemed rather tired and unable to protect themselves at this point.
“Will you be alright, sweetie?”
Sunset’s vision swam back into focus as she heard the kind voice break through her haze, and she had to bite back a scream of agony as a jolt of hot fire seem to shoot through her left leg, and then… Nothing. She let out a shaky gasp, and gave her leg a tap, and felt nothing. “I… I can’t feel my leg!” She all but cried.
it’s over isn’t it “ i was fine ” “ after all those years – i never thought i’d lose ” “ it’s over… isn’t it ” “ why can’t i move on? ” “ what does it matter? it’s already done. ” “ you won. ”
stronger than you “ i’m never going down to the likes of you “ “ let’s go – just me and you ” “ i think you’re just mad ‘cause you’re single “ “ ‘cause i’m stronger than you. “ “ this is who i am “ “ i won’t let you hurt my friends “
do it for her “ you do it for him/her “ “ balance is the key “ “ keep your eyes on me “ “ concentrate! “ “ everything you have – everything you are – you’ve got to give “ “ that’s how you know you can win “ “ deep down, you know “ “ i can make a difference “ “ i can be his/her knight “
here come’s a thought “ take a moment “ “ here comes a thought that might alarm you “ “ you’re/i’m losing sight “ “ you’re/i’m losing touch “ “ i might lose you “ “ is this how we fall apart? “ “ but it’s not “ “ it’s okay “ “ i’m here “ “ they confuse me “ “ you’ve/i’ve got nothing to fear “ “ it was just a thought “
haven’t you noticed (i’m a star) “ i can’t help it if i make a scene “ “ everybody needs a friend “ “ i’m too famous “ “ haven’t you noticed i’ve made it this far? “
something entirely new “ i think we made something entirely new “ “ where did we go “ “ oh – um – well i just can’t stop thinking – “ “ so – um – did you say i was different?” “ when would i have ever? “ “ now you’re here forever “ “ we’re here together “ “ what about you “
still not giving up “ hey there have you heard? “ “ i sure have made my fair share of mistakes “ “ i feel like i messed up “ “ we’ve had some good times “ “ i’m/we’re still not giving up “
i could never be (ready) “ i could never be ready “ “ isn’t it lovely in theory? “
what’s the use of feeling (blue)? “ what’s the use of feeling? “ “ why do you want to be here? “ “ you’ve got to be a leader “ “ now there’s nothing we can do “ “ drowning in all this regret, wouldn’t you rather forget? “ “ start looking forward, and stop looking back “ “ don’t you know i miss her too? “
giant woman “ i know it’ll be great “ “ if you give it a chance – “
strong in the real way “ i could show you how to be strong “ “ i want to inspire you “ “ i want to be your rock “
full disclosure “ i don’t want that for you “ “ everybody tells me life is precious “ “ i have to protect you “ “ you’re better off not knowing “ “ you don’t need this – you don’t need me! “
what can i do (for you) “ what can i do for you “ “ what can i do that no one else can do “ “ i hadn’t planned on finding you quite this entertaining “ “ i like your song “
tower of mistakes “ maybe you’re better off with her “ “ i think she’s better for you “ “ i forgot how great it felt to be us “ “ guess i got carried away “ “ i don’t care about that now “ “ is there’s something i can do “ “ can i make it up to you “
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