“Hi Anon! It’s your girl Sunset from ShimWOW here! Now, while the Shimwow works on many various forms of liquid, unfortunately it doesn’t work for your intended purpose. Sorry!
“But now that you bring that up, it let’s me advertise my other latest product! I call it, "If you try and take my shirt from me, I’ll shove this ShimWOW down your throat and fucking kill you!”
“It’s usually an extra $1,399.99, but in your case, I’ll send it to you absolutely free! All you have to do is give me your name, address, and credit card number so I can buy a plane ticket and send you the free product myself!
"So go ahead, Anon! You can try it if you want, and if you don’t die at first I’ll give you a full cash refund and try again anyways! Pinkie Swear! So don’t be a pussy and hide behind that greyfaced mask! Call now!”
Giving an annoyed huff as the succubus made an attempt to drag her away, Cero planted her feet firmly into the ground, and wouldn’t budge no matter how hard Ace tried pushing her around.
“You’d-… Never… bite… me… Jesus Christ, Cero! Meeting someone isn’t that bad! Just move already!”
“… No.”
“Kid, you aren’t old enough to bite me yet.” Shimmer said with a raised eyebrow. “So, who’s your friend Ace?”
A Message to my Followers who are going to be impacted by Hurricane Florence.
This hurricane is dangerous.
Please, take it seriously.
It is not just a thunderstorm.
Take it from someone who went through Katrina and saw the damage a hurricane can do when it sits and builds.
It changes entire landscapes.
It kills.
Get gas now. The gas stations will begin to either run out, or put a limit to how much gas you can get. Get it now while you can, because I remember distinctly the way the abandoned cars looked on the highway while we were evacuating.
Once that storm hits, the gas stations will shut down. There will be no gas for a week, at least.
You will be stuck in bumper to bumper traffic. Make sure your car is in good working order. The amount of cars left behind on the highway is astounding.
Bring your pets in case of flooding, don’t leave them behind or in a shelter.
Take a picture of every single thing in your house the way it is. Ever dresser. Everything. If it floods, this will help with the insurance.
Power will be out for a week, possibly more. Take anything that will spoil, eat it now/bring it with you/throw it out. You don’t want to come back to a house that is 80°+ inside with spoiled food. It smells disgusting. I know from first hand experience.
Pack as much clothes + whatever else you need as you can. You don’t know what you will be returning to, if anything at all. I hate to say it, but there were so many homes lost in Katrina in mg area to flooding & I didn’t even live in the Soup Bowl.
From what I’ve seen, the outer bands are strengthening. They’re red at this point. This hurricane is getting stronger, and it’s well built. There are no winds to tear it apart. It’s eye is holding together, and that’s terrifying. A well built storm like this one can ruin lives. It’s not a joke.
Please, please stay safe. Evacuate ASAP if you’re in the direct line.
Don’t wait until it is here. That is how you get killed. Do not evacuate in the middle of it. Don’t wait until last minute.
It is always better to be safe than sorry.
Please stay safe.
Listen to the news. Follow their advice.
Leave while you still can, before the highways get clogged up. Go as far in-land as you can. Leave the state entirely if you have to.
“Look, I appreciate the gesture, but I don’t have any cash on me, and I won’t be able to get any until I get to the next town.” Sunset said, still not taking off her helmet.
“And thanks for the offer, but I’ll be alright. I don’t need the kit.”
“Even if you try to get to the next town, it’ll be a bit of a walk to get to the nearest mechanic. I don’t mind fixing this up for free. I don’t really have a boss around here, and I got quite a bit of cash on me as it is.” Hana replied. “I’d rather not have you stuck out here, walking.”
Sunset hesitated slightly as she heard the girls offer. In her life, usually offers like that were never free, so she couldn’t help but be a little skeptical.
“And what’s the catch?” She asked cautiously, lifting up her visor to give the girl a small glare. “No one just works on a bike for free. Sonejat do you want in return?”
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