Quotes from the videos of Two Best Friends aka thesw1tcher. Some NSFW. Feel free to use these
❝ I am a detective…this is a good idea; I use critical thinking❞ ❝ Stop kicking the dead bodies- you’ve already eaten their souls!❞ ❝ You said there was treasure!❞
❝ One time a bus made me late and i missed it- now I hate buses.❞ ❝ Don’t let it bite your dick!❞
❝ If I wanted to watch a little girl play with her dolls, I would come here on Saturday.❞
❝ See even the robot knows you’re stupid❞
❝ why would nature conspire against man like this?❞
❝ Hey kids! Stop LARPING!❞ ❝ DO NOT HELP HER! IF YOU HELP HER YOU WILL HAVE TO HELP HER EVERYDAY FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE!❞
❝ Are we referring to that creepy sex thing? ❞
❝ What are the people of the city supposed to do if they want something like a nice hot dog, or a chili dog- or an A.K. ❞
❝ He’s running away- like a bitch!❞
❝ Most police are down with the devil! You thought the cops were going to rescue you HELL NO they are throwing up the HORNS!❞
❝ Oh you didn’t know about our crazy zombie people running around now did you?❞
❝ You can’t just judge everything in it’s relation to predator❞
❝ You’ve only been here five minutes and you are already doing space shit!❞
❝ Look at this science nerd!❞
❝ Wow this is a thing?!❞
❝ Let’s see if I can do this without getting shot…❞
❝ Oh straight into the brain- that’s.. that’s a new one❞
❝ They can’t shoot you if you’re running- ah shit they can.❞
❝ Wow that was clutch.❞
❝ I want to shoot it- but it’s just going to kill me.❞
❝ Remember when we were doing stuff and ____ got into the vents? We couldn’t get them out for hours.❞
❝ Wow you are creepy looking.❞
❝ Where is the evil- has it taken up residence within you?❞
❝ That did not WORK AHHH❞
❝ We’ve had a lot of bad luck with lockers recently.❞
❝ I’m trying to play the fucking game asshole!❞
❝ That really got out of hand?!❞ ❝ Good old blood….❞ ❝ CAN YOU STOP LOOKING AT THAT?!❞ ❝ Yo all these fucking ghosts man. ❞ ❝ yeah- yeah OKAY! FUCK❞ ❝ Sir- SIR PLEASE SIT DOWN!!❞
❝ Excuse me❞
❝ In like two seconds you are immediately trying to kill your friend.❞
❝ you tried, you tried- OH YOU TRIED REALLY HARD!❞
❝ That one time she/he drove, it was like, there was only so many orphanages that could be destroyed.❞
The dark skinned woman smiled over to the sunset “Oh you must be one of Marceline’s music friends!, I have to tell you it’s been an awful long while since I’ve seen her this happy.” Seems marcy hasn’t told her mother what else the two do besides music.
“Well, she’s made me more then happy too. I’m really glad to have met her, and your daughter is an amazing woman.” Sunset said. “Oh! I’m sorry, where are my manners? I’m Sunset Shimmer.” She said, extending out a hand.
“Sunset?, Oh what a lovely name!” the taller woman couldn’t help but give a light hearted chuckled before taking her hand into her own giving a shake “Well if there are to be introductions, I’m Rebucca, Rebucca Abadeer a pleasure to meet you.” she replied with a sweet -almost sicnkly so- smile.
“Rebucca? That’s an interesting name.” Sunset said, shaking her hand. “And thank you. Does Marceline know you’re here?”
The dark skinned woman smiled over to the sunset “Oh you must be one of Marceline’s music friends!, I have to tell you it’s been an awful long while since I’ve seen her this happy.” Seems marcy hasn’t told her mother what else the two do besides music.
“Well, she’s made me more then happy too. I’m really glad to have met her, and your daughter is an amazing woman.” Sunset said. “Oh! I’m sorry, where are my manners? I’m Sunset Shimmer.” She said, extending out a hand.
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