curiooftheheart:

werewolfviking:

madnessendsbutwhen:

emptyklips:

wholesomethanos:

Remember when Thanos got cockblocked by Deadpool?

Thanos is an incel confirmed

Cockblocked? More like cucked lol

Thanos: Mistress, I have proven my loyalty to you by wiping out half of all life

Death:

Deadpool: Boner

Death: 😀

He got neither cockblocked nor cucked because he never had a fucking chance with Death. He just got reminded he’s a fucking loser.

mandysxmuses:

thewanderingsunset:

“Glad I was born a girl then.” Sunset said with a chuckle. “I’m Sunset. Sunset Shimmer. I’m excited to be here!”

“Wowww! That’s your name?” Sayori’s eyes seemed to glow with delight. “It’s so cute! Natsuki’s gonna love it-!”

“I don’t like things just because they’re cute!” snapped the other irritably.

Yuri simply stated, “… I believe it is a very elegant name, actually.”

“Oh… T-thank you…” Sunset said with a blush. “Um… So what do we do now?”

valianthuntress:

roleplaying is a hobby.
roleplaying is a hobby.
roleplaying is a HOBBY.

it’s OKAY if you take awhile to reply.

it’s OKAY if you can’t find the muse for a thread or ask right now.

it’s OKAY if you can’t find the muse for a thread or ask ever.

it’s OKAY to drop threads.

it’s OKAY to be selective when roleplaying.

it’s OKAY to ship, or to not ship, something.

it’s OKAY to miss a reply.

it’s OKAY to take a break when life outside of tumblr calls.

use the bathroom!!
take a shower!!
take a nap!!
go eat something!!
get a drink!!
take a break!!
do things you probably need to do but haven’t done because of roleplaying!!

DO NOT STRESS ABOUT ROLEPLAYING!! IT IS A HOBBY. FOR FUN. I CANNOT STRESS THIS ENOUGH.

calledvillainess:

calledvillainess:

Eclipsa nodded with a smile, a little surprised to see a friend amongst the masked crowd.

“It makes for good fun. The mystery of it all…Dancing with a stranger who could be a monster…”

Lucky that mask covered her blush!

“Sounds exactly like where I’m from. Boring and snobby people…”

With an ecstatic grin, she takes Sunset by the hand over to her love.  He turned once hearing Eclipsa’s footfalls and picked her up with ease. He had been shrunken down to fit with the room but still towered at 8 feet. Globgor offered a clawed hand to Sunset to shake with his smile his girlfriend adored.

Sunset looked over the huge being as she took his hand in a firm grip, giving him a small smile. “Hi. I’m Sunset Shimmer.” She said. “Eclipsa talks about you all the time. You’re a very lucky man to have someone as amazing as her.”

calledvillainess:

thewanderingsunset:

calledvillainess:

thewanderingsunset:

calledvillainess:

thewanderingsunset:

calledvillainess:

Eclipsa nodded with a smile, a little surprised to see a friend amongst the masked crowd.

“It makes for good fun. The mystery of it all…Dancing with a stranger who could be a monster…”

Lucky that mask covered her blush!

“Ooo, got your eye on someone, eh?” Sunset asked with a wiggle of her eyebrows. “Well, hopefully they’re nice, otherwise they’ll have to deal with me if they hurt you.”

Eclipsa grinned again at Sunset’s offer of protection.

“No need to worry! They’d never hurt me.”

Granted, a bite mark here or there happened but nothing Eclipsa was too bothered by.

“I get lost in those four eyes of his…”

“Oooohhhh, so it’s a guy! Four eyes…” Sunset scanned the crowd through her mask and saw a couple of being with four eyes. “Is it… Is it that big red guy with ponytail?”

“Yes. Fortune smiled upon us tonight with a place he was welcomed at.”

If it was back home in Mewni, he would have killed for even coming amongst mewmans much less their queen.

“We started dating a few months ago. There was a ball I was supposed to go to but…I spent the night with him. It was wonderful…”

“So then what are you doing her shooting the breeze with me?” Sunset said with a raised eyebrow. “If I were you, I’d go to him and have another one.”

“Well, he rarely gets a chance to be in an place like this. Back in our dimension, he’d be far from a ball held by the rich and powerful. I want him to enjoy it so much.”

But Sunset was right, she should be at his side.

“Would you like to meet him?”

“I know how that goes. My old mentor had balls like this once every year to celebrate the completion of our nation’s capital, Canterlot. From what I remember, it’s boring, stuffy and everyone there were total snobby jerks.” Sunset said with a roll of her eyes.

“Sure! I’d love to!”

calledvillainess:

thewanderingsunset:

calledvillainess:

thewanderingsunset:

calledvillainess:

Eclipsa nodded with a smile, a little surprised to see a friend amongst the masked crowd.

“It makes for good fun. The mystery of it all…Dancing with a stranger who could be a monster…”

Lucky that mask covered her blush!

“Ooo, got your eye on someone, eh?” Sunset asked with a wiggle of her eyebrows. “Well, hopefully they’re nice, otherwise they’ll have to deal with me if they hurt you.”

Eclipsa grinned again at Sunset’s offer of protection.

“No need to worry! They’d never hurt me.”

Granted, a bite mark here or there happened but nothing Eclipsa was too bothered by.

“I get lost in those four eyes of his…”

“Oooohhhh, so it’s a guy! Four eyes…” Sunset scanned the crowd through her mask and saw a couple of being with four eyes. “Is it… Is it that big red guy with ponytail?”

“Yes. Fortune smiled upon us tonight with a place he was welcomed at.”

If it was back home in Mewni, he would have killed for even coming amongst mewmans much less their queen.

“We started dating a few months ago. There was a ball I was supposed to go to but…I spent the night with him. It was wonderful…”

“So then what are you doing her shooting the breeze with me?” Sunset said with a raised eyebrow. “If I were you, I’d go to him and have another one.”

calledvillainess:

thewanderingsunset:

calledvillainess:

Eclipsa nodded with a smile, a little surprised to see a friend amongst the masked crowd.

“It makes for good fun. The mystery of it all…Dancing with a stranger who could be a monster…”

Lucky that mask covered her blush!

“Ooo, got your eye on someone, eh?” Sunset asked with a wiggle of her eyebrows. “Well, hopefully they’re nice, otherwise they’ll have to deal with me if they hurt you.”

Eclipsa grinned again at Sunset’s offer of protection.

“No need to worry! They’d never hurt me.”

Granted, a bite mark here or there happened but nothing Eclipsa was too bothered by.

“I get lost in those four eyes of his…”

“Oooohhhh, so it’s a guy! Four eyes…” Sunset scanned the crowd through her mask and saw a couple of being with four eyes. “Is it… Is it that big red guy with ponytail?”

calledvillainess:

Eclipsa nodded with a smile, a little surprised to see a friend amongst the masked crowd.

“It makes for good fun. The mystery of it all…Dancing with a stranger who could be a monster…”

Lucky that mask covered her blush!

“Ooo, got your eye on someone, eh?” Sunset asked with a wiggle of her eyebrows. “Well, hopefully they’re nice, otherwise they’ll have to deal with me if they hurt you.”

splattermemes:

No holding back!

rpmemedumpster:

Often times I follow back blogs and we never rp! Let’s change that!