* spongebob squarepants starters

vhsmeme:

a collection of lines from spongebob squarepants.

  • is mayonnaise an instrument?
  • MY LEG!


  • i’m ugly and i’m proud.
  • y’all had me worried sick!

  • when in doubt, pinky out.

  • I’M A GOOD NOODLE. ’
  • you took my only food. now i’m gonna starve.
  • this is a load of barnacles.

  • can’t you say anything else but no?
  • ANCHOVIES! 

  • and stop starin’ at me with them big ol’ eyes.
  • i

    can’t see my forehead.

  • 24! 
  • you’re supposed to be knocking each other’s brains out.


  • ‘ i’m ready, i’m ready.
  • i defy you, heart man! 
  • i can deny it no longer: i am small.
  • i love you.
  • EVIL!
  • leedle leedle leedle lee.
  • ravilo, ravilo. give me the formuoli.
  • don’t touch me, i’m sterile.
  • let me play a sad song for ya on the world’s smallest violin.
  • we’re not cavemen. we have technology.

Send me one or more of the following:

sphinxmemesmusings:

❊ I want to roleplay with you
✸ I want to plot with you
✤ I want to ship with you
✥ I have roleplayed with you and it was great
❦ I sort of secretly ship a thing with your muse(s)
✷ I wish our characters were friends
✢ I like your characters
✱ I don’t like your characters
✣ I like the way you express your muse(s)
✫ I don’t like the way you express your muse(s)
☬ I feel like your characters are underdeveloped
❂ I don’t agree on all your headcanons
✡ I agree on all your headcanons
❋ Your blog is one of my favs
✦ I like seeing you on my dash
✵ I don’t follow you for roleplay
✧ I wish you would notice me
✩ You intimidate me
✪ You seem like a cool person
✺ You’re hard to approach
✻ I wish you weren’t so shy
❄ I look up to you
❆ I love your art
❇ I love the way you write
* I want to learn to know you
= I’m too shy to approach to you
☓ We should talk!
♥ Your choice what to write"

💝

When April and suggested a sleepover at her place that night, she was a little hesitant, but Sunset had finally cracked over April’s impressive puppy dog eyes. Once her aunt had seen her off, the two had ended up having quite a bit of fun together, watching movies, snacking, and at one point, having April do Sunset’s hair.

Now it was bedtime. April had been asleep for a while now, and it wasn’t until she had almost gone into a deep slumber herself that Sunset had heard it. The softest whimpering coming from where April lay. She walked over quitely and genlty placed a hand on her shoulder and placed the smallest, lightest kiss on her head. “Don’t worry, April. I’m sure we’ll find your dad soon.”

Giving her shoulder a light squeeze, she made her way back to her bed. Sleep came soon after.