* spongebob squarepants starters

vhsmeme:

a collection of lines from spongebob squarepants.

• ‘ is mayonnaise an instrument? ’
  
• ‘ MY LEG!

  ’
  

• ‘ i’m ugly and i’m proud. ’
  

• ‘ y’all had me worried sick!’

• ‘ when in doubt, pinky out. ’

• ‘ I’M A GOOD NOODLE. ’
  
• ‘ you took my only food. now i’m gonna starve. ’
  

• ‘ this is a load of barnacles. ’

• ‘ can’t you say anything else but no? ’
  
• ‘

  ANCHOVIES! ’

• ‘ and stop starin’ at me with them big ol’ eyes. ’
  
• ‘ i

  can’t see my forehead. ’
  

• ‘ 24! ’
  
• ‘ you’re supposed to be knocking each other’s brains out.

  ’
  

• ‘ i’m ready, i’m ready. ’
  
• ‘ i defy you, heart man! ’
• ‘ i can deny it no longer: i am small. ’
  
• ‘ i love you. ’
  
• ‘ EVIL! ’
  
• ‘ leedle leedle leedle lee.’
  
• ‘ ravilo, ravilo. give me the formuoli. ’
  
• ‘ don’t touch me, i’m sterile. ’
  
• ‘ let me play a sad song for ya on the world’s smallest violin. ’
• ‘ we’re not cavemen. we have technology. ’