sorry for the inactivity, the cable on my tablet got messed up so I had to replace it with a new one, Its working fine now so I can continue drawing again!
Naturally Erupted Elephant Rock in Heimaey in Iceland
I’ve often seen pictures of the elephant’s head, and have been amazed by it every time. But I’d never seen the picture from above, showing the whole body/tail and trunk. It’s incredible from this angle, and am convinced it is a real ancient mega elephant turned to stone by a dark or benevolent force long forgotten.
But I’ve been geeking out super hard lately about taking cheap ass, nutritionally pour, instant ramen and making a legit meal out of it.
Please excuse the shitty Tupperware container and the disheveled appearance of the food. (I got excited and took a bite before I remembered to snap a photo)
But yeah I boiled the corn and noodles together, drained all the water and then mixed the chicken bullion packet in. Also added a dash of teriyaki sauce and smidge of sriracha. Makes the noodles way more flavorful than making a broth.
Made a little pocket in the noodles and added a stir-fry I made earlier.
It’s some pan seared, thinly sliced steak mixed with caramelized chopped onions and peppers, garlic, butter, and a little soy sauce.
Then I topped it with
A dollop of sour cream
Chopped green onion
A sprinkle of chili powder, cayenne pepper, ground black pepper, and garlic salt
A little drizzle of Sriracha
And finally a little drizzle of locally produced honey
This shit is fucking delicious. Not going the soup route let’s you have distinct flavor zones you can mix and match from, instead of everything just blending together. I think I’ll add sliced hard boiled eggs in the future for some added protein.
If you guys have any good ramen recipes you like, feel free to share. ❤
So @pudgeruffian showed me the fuck up with a recipe I’d never thought of, despite the fact I’m a cook at a goddamn Chinese restaurant. Bad enough his arts better than mine. Now look at my food. More smut to come
Yo. Look at this smug turd and his nice bowl. Dishes r gey. Tupperware is the master race. Adds to the flavor.
I’m honored you’d try a more elegant take on my cheap bachelor recipe. I’m also pumped to see that you added some other ingredients.
(personally I’ve found that nicer cuts of steak actually seem to perform worse in this dish. Not as easy to chew as a stir fried meat.)
I hope you like it, thank you for sharing, and keep making cute lewd doodles. ❤
“No, Rarity. How many times do I have to say it?! I don’t forgive you!”
“Darling, I think we need to make up. Please, you might be one of the very few that can understand me! I’m a siren, and trying to control my….” Her gem started glowing as wings sprouted from her back, her eyes turned red, and summoned a siren creature like that of the dazzlings “Powers!” Now it happened, the evil in her somehow was taking over, but was it too late to control the rage inside her and remain a peaceful siren?
“Oooooh. Scary.” Sunset said mockingly. “You have a pretty gem and some wings. Take that away and what are you?” Sunset spat. “Besides, why would you think I could understand you?”
“You became that raging she demon and wanted to take over the school. Now if the evil inside me isn’t contained, I might try to do the same.” She said directing the siren creature close to sunset and just barely missing her
But Sunset didn’t flinch. “Take over the school?!” Sunset said with a laugh. “Honey, I tried to take over a whole nother goddamn dimension. Besides, you honestly think I give a shit about you and those other hypocrites anymore?” Sunset shot back.
“Oh, but my plan is just the start, BITCH! I will take over ALL dimensions with help from Adagio, Sonata, and Aria. We’ll travel to equestria and beyond with or precious song, that Celestia will be no more!” Rarity said laughing evilly, her gem finally corrupting her. She started vocalizing as she let her gem glow trying to control Sunset.
But Sunset still remained unfazed. “Did that necklace give you memory issues? That’s doesn’t work on me, remember? Besides, you really think you can take over Equestria when it’s guarded by it’s own military forces, four insanely strong princesses and the Elements of Harmony?”
“Oh but you wouldn’t be able to either, remember?” Soon she blacked out, but not before saying weakly “help…..me….Sunset.” And there she laid, out cold. The poor siren’s powers had corrupted her.
“Uuugh…” Sunset groaned, before her better instincts took a over and she grabbed Rarity by the arm, dragging her to a nearby room and throwing her on a chair.
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