“Well, how about a hug then?”

serpentine-rogue:

thewanderingsunset:

serpentine-rogue:

thewanderingsunset:

serpentine-rogue:

“…That workss better.” Now cue a less confused clingy snake, but really not eager to fight anybody.
Soldan is far too nice, honestly.

Sunset smiled and embraced the snake, giving her a soft kiss on the top of her head. “Sorry.”

Less confused whiny hisses, good. Very good. “I only fight if I need toooo….I ain’t one to get into combat even when assked.” Soldan is still uneasy, but relaxing her fins a bit.

“Eh, I don’t mind fighting. I mean, I’m not just gonna deck some random guy so he can fight me, but I do cage fight from time to time.” Sunset said casually.

“Cage fighting issn’t much of my thing, I need a huge open area to move around in and attack with perfect timing without being detected.”

“Eh, that’s good and all, but it takes too long.” Sunset said. “I’d rather get up close and personal. A few good and well placed punches, and you can seriously, (and quickly), take someone out.” She noted, taking a boxers stance and throwing a few rapid fire jabs, her punches so quick they were almost a blur.

Random space starters

thingsforrp:

(Some crack, fluff, nonsense, just everything)

“Did you hear about Pluto? That’s messed up, right?”

“Ever been to a planetarium before?”

“What’s your favourite planet? Mine’s Saturn”

“What’s the real estate like on Mars? Wait, no. Is it cheaper on Neptune?”

“I know I’m meant to be looking at the stars but you’re prettier”

“Do you think stars look at us?”

“You know some people don’t like space puns?”

“Do you think aliens migrate?”

“If the stars could talk what do you think they’d say”

“I’d throw you a space-themed party but it’d take too long to planet”

“How do people make that cool galaxy icing?”

“Wow, you sure love space, don’t you?”

“I wish I was a planet. All they do is spin around”

“I really want to make a joke about Uranus right now”