Random space starters

thingsforrp:

(Some crack, fluff, nonsense, just everything)

“Did you hear about Pluto? That’s messed up, right?”

“Ever been to a planetarium before?”

“What’s your favourite planet? Mine’s Saturn”

“What’s the real estate like on Mars? Wait, no. Is it cheaper on Neptune?”

“I know I’m meant to be looking at the stars but you’re prettier”

“Do you think stars look at us?”

“You know some people don’t like space puns?”

“Do you think aliens migrate?”

“If the stars could talk what do you think they’d say”

“I’d throw you a space-themed party but it’d take too long to planet”

“How do people make that cool galaxy icing?”

“Wow, you sure love space, don’t you?”

“I wish I was a planet. All they do is spin around”

“I really want to make a joke about Uranus right now”