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Send “⁇” for a DRUNK text.

[Text]; I’ve never had vodka. So….

[Text]; I couldn’t tell ya even if I did 😆

[Text]; Oh! Let me show you my new water bottle though! It’s right on my desk!

[Text]; …..

[Text]; This isn’t my water bottle.

[Text]; Suuuunnnnssseeetttt!! 

[Text]; I think I made a mistake 😳

(( @thewanderingsunset ))

[Text]; I could’ve told you that Mari. You need me to come over?