1. “You have to dress for the job you want, not the job you have, which is no job.”
2. “Eyes on the road, ______! Every dent is coming out of your salary.”
3. “Jettison that jalopy from my driveway this instant, you deadbeat!”
4. “So… do children still like marbles, or….?”
5. “Please do not leave the designated ‘play area’.”
6. “A gift from your ______. Please return them upon your departure. He/she/they counted them.”
7. “Wait! Are we… friends now?”
8. “So, friend, what do you do for fun around here?”
9. “This is because some children made fun of you, isn’t it?”
10. “I’m not a has-been, they’re the has-beens. I am an am-now.”
11. “I have enough excitement caring for _______. Perhaps you should spend some time with your family.”
12. “You don’t get out much, do you?”
13. “______’s a bit overprotective. She/he/they train(s) me to be ready for anything, but then she/he/they say(s) I have everything I need in here.”
14. “But one day, I’m going to see the world. I’m going to be an explorer! I’m going to eat a hamburger.”
15. “We could bring you a hamburger.”
16. “Careful! The Medusa Gauntlet: one touch can turn organic matter to stone.”
17. “This has gotta be a fake. And I’ll bet everything else is too.”
18. “Oh, what are you gaping at? The curse is only activated if you ring the gong three times and, and, and you already hit it two times, didn’t you?”
19. “Since when is ______ a pilot?”
20. “I suppose I’ll have to keep an eye on you, to show you how to get into trouble properly.”
21. “Now let’s go find the lost city of Atlantis! And no one tell your ______!”
22. “You didn’t tell your ______ that we were going to a dangerous, underwater city, did you?”
23. “She/he/they’ll be worried sick! Call your _____ this instant and tell her/him/them that you’re staying at a friend’s house, okay?”
24. “Lying. It’s the responsible thing to do.”
25. “This is your first expedition, so just stand back and watch an old pro. From a safe distance.”
26. “I’m pretty sure he/she/they doesn’t/don’t know our names. I think he/she/they called me Herbert once.”
27. “Next stop: the lost city of Atlantis! In about sixteen hours!”
28. “Can we make a pit stop? I have to use the bathroom, but it’s… occupied.”
29. “The whole place is upside down!”
30. “Just call your ______ already! It’s no big deal.”
31. “Hi, _______, I’m spending the night at a friend’s house so nothing is wrong!”
32. “You made me miss!”
33. “Stupid upside-down temple. Nothing cool about walking under buzzsaws.”
34. “We’ll find another route. It’s not safe for amateur adventurers.”
35. “Why wouldn’t you want to do it the easy way? You’ve got to work smarter, _____, not harder.”
36. “Maybe I could just hire some family. Then they’d have to listen to me.”
37. “What are you doing here, ______? I told you to keep ______ safe!”
38. “Your new job is with my sworn enemy?”
39. “I’d like to point out that this trap was not my fault.”
40. “And you’re done. Yeah, you’re never going to be able to back up that lie. That was crazy.”
41. “We gotta stop the water!”
42. “I knew it! I knew I couldn’t trust you with _______!”
43. “That’s crazy! I’m supposed to, what? Let go? Trust you?”
44. “Don’t be ridiculous. Treasure is the greatest treasure of all. That’s why it’s called ‘treasure’.”
45. “That was some quick thinking. You just may be an adventurer yet.”
46. “That bauble? It’s nice, but it’s obviously super-cursed.”
47. “No matter what I do, these ______ will get into trouble. So maybe you can teach them how to get out of trouble.”
48. “I may have left the engine running in the _______.”
Ducktales (2017) — Woo-oo — sentence starters
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