Things I have said/Ive been told Sentence rp meme

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“How are you so small/tall yet you are over flowing with hate and anger?”

“I swear if I hear more vine memes from the same people I will screech like a demon being drowned in holy water.”

“Oh dear Lord I’m surrounded by vine meme trash.”

“Aren’t we tumblr meme trash though?”

“Get that trash outta here before I throw your phone into the lake.”

“I wonder if one day a cannon that shoots chanclas/flip-flops at people will exist.”

“I would pay to see a chancla/flip-flop firing cannon to be made in GTA.”

“They are so angry, just look at them.”

“THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU HAVE BELIEF IN ME.”

“HOW THE HELL DID YOU GET UP THERE?!”

“I DONT KNOW HOW THE FUCK I GOT UP HERE BUT JUST KNOW I AINT COMING DOWN.”

“Please I was born a badass, my first word was ‘shit’, I’m not kidding.”

“How the hell do you know so many curse words like damn.”

“I AM SO CLOSE TO THROWING MY BOOK/PHONE ACROSS THE ROOM.”

“PENCIL NO WHY HAVE YOU BETRAYED ME?!”

“Oh they screech.”

“Well they are slowly dying inside.”

“My current emotion is the only guy in an aerobics video in the back who has eyes that literally say ‘help me,they have my soul captive,kill me’.”

“HOW DID YOU EVEN MANAGE TO DO THAT?!”

“I DONT KNOW, I THINK IT WAS THE SPIDERS”

“I AM MADE OF PURE RAGE AND BADASSNESS SO DONT TEST ME.”

“Oh there they go.”

“Oh great look what you did, you killed them.”

“Welp tomorrow I’m going to be executed.”

“Please stop chasing the squirrel, you already failed 7 times.”

“I have no clue on how I’m functioning on only 2 hours or so of sleep.”

“SLEEP IS NOT EASY TO DO SOMETIMES PEOPLE.”

“EY TRAIN, QUIT BLOWING YOUR HORN YA NASTY.”

“ITS 8:30 IN THE MORNING THIS IS AN UNGODLY HOUR TO BE AWAKE ON A WEEKEND.”

“Touch me or wake me up for no good reason, you’re going to have to sleep with the lights on and one eye open.”

“How do you even manage to whistle in your sleep?”

“Oh I don’t know probably because you ATTACKED ME IN YOUR SLEEP SOME HOW!?!!!”

“I would honestly date my phone or my book if I could.”

“One day more……till i can finally sleep all day.”

“WHO THE HELL WAKES UP AT 6:30 IN THE MORNING ON THE BEGINNING OF A WEEKEND.”

“Well look what you did, you fucked up some perfectly good ocs.”

“Well look at what they did they fucked up a perfectly good person, now look at them, they have anxiety and other problems now.”

“Well that isn’t creepy at all.”

“I’m sorry but I am getting a ‘horror movie where everyone dies’ vibe and it is not getting weaker.”

“Uh no I rather not cause I don’t want to end up being killed by a psychopathic killer in a cliche horror movie way, because someone idiotic that it was a good idea to fuck with the paranormal.”

“Get that demon item outta here before I set it on fire and throw it into an abyss.”

“I like how we had bonded over very gruesome stuff that we are fans of.”

“Do you see their face? That is a face of someone who gets very happy at the mention of murder.”

“This is coming from the person who giggles like an idiot when someone says the word ‘murder’, and yet you are okay with it.”

“Aw hell nah, you have fun with that, I ain’t messing with no oujia board.”

“Come near me with that crap, I’m gonna drop kick ya into next century.”

“How do you keep getting hurt everyday?”

“Managing to get hurt almost every single day is a gift.”

“Oh did you see that? My faith in myself was just shredded to nothingness.”

“Wow thanks for lowering my self confidence there buddy.”

“Oh yes it’s not like I’m screaming bloody murder at the top of my lungs, possibly breaking a world record on the inside everyday.”

“Oh no, I’m always tired.”

“Why am I always tired? I’m to tired to explain it.”

“I would yell at you but I’m too tired and I don’t give a damn at the moment.”