Awkward 80′s Dating Video Sentence Starters

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“I’m an executive by day and a wild man by night.
“Hi. You’ve probably already noticed that I have incredibly blue eyes.”
“I like to talk to people, uh, deep into the night.”
“I play guitar.”
“I don’t smoke and I don’t like people who do smoke.”
“I’m not afraid to get sand on my clothes if you’re not afraid to let the wind mess your hair up a little bit.”
“Perhaps even a…a nice bath with champagne and candles.”
“Hi Mom.”
“I consider myself a refined valley dude.”
“I’m looking for a trendy girl with a simple smile – uh, wait, no that’s not right.”
“What I’m not looking for is some big…overgrown monster that’s always thinking about food.”
“Who so binds to himself a joy doth its winged life destroy.”
“Vivacious, foxy…”
“I’m looking for the goddess. Are you the goddess? Who is the goddess?”
“I’m looking for a figure that is sexy, slim, tight, excellent legs – mm…”
“I’m a 25-year subscriber to both Playboy and the New Yorker Magazine.”
“I operate a ‘damsel in distress’ hotline. I guess you’d call me a knight~”
“One of my favorite foods is pizza.”
“Sugar and spice and all those things that are nice…”
“I’d like someone who is fun and adventuresome as well.”
“I enjoy having fun, yes.”
“I’m looking for someone to have fun with.”
“No fatties, no hamsters, no Donna Juanitas!”
“We don’t like to write checks.”
“We don’t like to take out the garbage.”
“What I’m doing right now is making a movie about World War II.”
“I’m currently involved in cleaning up toxic waste.”
“I’m not having fun doing this.”
“Do you like cats?”
“I like to wear bright socks.”
“Life is a playground and I want somebody to play with.”
“I really have a zany sense of humor.”
“My mother still writes to me regularly.”
“I average about 4 hours a night’s sleep.”
“I will cry at a commercial.”
“I’m interested in most phases of data processing.”
“Type A I’m not. Comfortable, caring, and serious about a relationship…I am.”
“I’m really looking for somebody I can feel special about!”
“Are you that woman? Please give me a call!”
“A journey always begins with the first step!