Miraculous Ladybug Season 1 Starters

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You know the deal. Feel free to change pronouns, words, etc!

• “I like your work. It’s awesome. Keep it up!”
  
• “I didn’t just do that! Tell me I didn’t just do that!”
  
• “Now that’s a tragedy.”
  
• “Cats are nothing but trouble.”
  
• “Nice ride, but if I were you, I would have at least made it a convertible.”
  
• “_______, you’re good at annoying people; do your thing!”
  
• “There better be some explosive boots in there or something.”
  
• “I’m the lamest of friends. Lamer than lame!”
  
• “You don’t know me, but FYI, this is like the biggest moment of my life.”
  
• “I know! I know what the bad guys want!”
  
• “But then, he might think we’re following him! Like stalkers! What, me, a stalker? Ha! Although, I would follow him. You know, of course I wouldn’t really stalk him! Oh…who am I kidding?”
  
• “Breaking and entering are grounds for a serious time-out.”
  
• “Would you mind savoring it a little faster?”
  
• “What rock have you been living under?”
  
• “Ooh, swinky…”
  
• “I’m guessing you’re talking about yourself.”
  
• “You should get going. Our identities must remain secret.”
  
• “I will have absolute power!”
  
• “Happy birthday–I mean, have a nice day!”
  
• “You think he’d remember what it was like to be young and wanna party a little.”
  
• “And it better be amazing, and it better not be late!”
  
• “Who just hijacked my mix?!”
  
• “Yeah, if by emergency you mean jealousy.”
  
• “Your…plumbing skill is gonna help us out?”
  
• “You can’t run forever, and when I catch you, I will crush you!”
  
• “Ridiculous, utterly ridiculous!”
  
• “Why did I agree to do this again?”
  
• “I…uhhh…dahee…wha…ahh…”
  
• “They took everything away from me!”
  
• “Then? I’ll invite him out for a fruit smoothie at the end of the photo shoot! Then, we’ll get married! Live happily ever after in a beautiful house and have two kids? No, three. And a dog!”
  
• “And now, you have to eat the spaghetti off the floor!”
  
• “Why don’t you pick on someone your own temperature?”
  
• “You just won yourself a cat fight!”
  
• “But I look so good in a swimsuit.”
  
• “Come on, where’s the good stuff?”
  
• “A girl doesn’t need to wear a costume to be amazing, you know.”
  
• “We’ve become very close friends because we have something very special in common.”
  
• “Between you and me, ____ doesn’t even make the top ten.”
  
• “I could have easily stopped that meteorite myself.”
  
• “Forget it, you were right. We’ll never be friends!”
  
• “Because only love can conquer hate.”
  
• “Have you seen some of the ugly sweaters they are forced to wear? It’s appalling.”
  
• “I wonder who you are beneath that strong disguise.”
  
• “Uh, she’s not crying enough.”
  
• “I sound like a total dorkasaurus!”
  
• “So she’s got eyes, arms, legs, big deal!”
  
• “She’s too self-absorbed to think of anyone but herself, much less save the world!”
  
• “Time flies fast when you’re saving the world.”
  
• “He who enters uninvited burglarizes my inner being and steals my life force!”
  
• “So you were biased? Unfair? Totally unjust?!”
  
• “Good luck with your cat popsicle!”
  
• “Hey! I happen to think that _____ is pretty slick.”
  
• “Hey hot stuff, this is ______. I’d ask you on a date to a movie, but I’ve got such a crazy crush on you that the only way I can talk to you without foaming at the mouth is over this stupid phone.”
  
• “I’m sure if she took a little time to get to know me, she would see how much we have in common.”
  
• “You don’t even take love seriously.”
  
• “_____ may annoy me to pieces, but he’s never lied to me.”
  
• “Thanks, Super Dad!”
  
• “You were totally going ballistic. It was so cool!”
  
• “I’m no good with words anyway.”
  
• “Now do you see what I mean about respect?”
  
• “Have I ever told you you turn my world upside down?”
  
• “Nice try, but we know who the bad guy is.”
  
• “Forget it, I’m a disaster zone.”
  
• “You’re a born champion.”
  
• “Pigeons will reign supreme! Power to the pigeons!”
  
• “I can’t wait, my dear pigeon.”
  
• “It’s scandalous, how could you do that?”
  
• “A friend of ____? Ah, you must be kidding!”
  
• “Fancy meeting you here, what a stroke of luck!”
  
• “I was allowed to have one because I won a zoo tap-dancing contest in the Kingdom of _____.”
  
• “Not so fast, my royal pain in the neck!”
  
• “Cooking needs no words.”
  
• “Huh, silly me, you don’t have any taste! I mean, look at that you’re wearing.”
  
• “Haha! Like it spicy?”
  
• “You think you can beat me with a piece of paper?”
  
• “I can’t wait to get home and write a song about soup!”
  
• “Are you tired of having your creative spirit crushed?’”
  
• “I hate dealing with it!”
  
• “That’s not equal at all! Is that how you two work?”
  
• “I got wind that you were being blown away by a hairy situation.”
  
• “Fewer puns, more action!”
  
• “No. Everyone adores me.”
  
• “You’re beautiful and sweet and…you’re perfect and I could never hurt you!”
  
• “I simply cannot bear violence.”
  
• “See what I did? I made a cat joke! Ah! I can be funny.”
  
• “Come on! Seriously? Why is everyone comparing me to ____ tonight?”
  
• “It would have been too…dramatic!”
  
• “Well, it’s only a birthday.”
  
• “You’re no match for me. My neck is bigger than your thigh.”
  
• “Do I see double vision in my future? Or should I say double villain?”
  
• “Responsibility isn’t something to be taken lightly. I should know.”
  
• “You can’t be serious! Over a missing bracelet?”
  
• “If by big you are referring to my rock-hard abs? Well, thanks for noticing!”
  
• “Do I sense a plan?”
  
• “Fabulous…so wickedly fabulous!”
  
• “Isn’t it killer?”
  
• “_____, superhero of _____, defender of the innocent, fighter of all the rights, can’t deal with the pressure?”
  
• “Why, you little perfume ad!”
  
• “Rockin’ riff, baby!”
  
• “Your heart’s gonna roar.”
  
• “Oh no, dude. You’re coming with me. You can’t leave me alone by myself. Uh-uh.”
  
• “Oh, where are you, love of my life?”
  
• “I’m obviously the better looking one.”
  
• “And then there was one.”
  
• “Thanks. I’ve always wanted to smell like…ocean summer breeze?”
  
• “It’s some invisible mystical being. Like a leprechaun.”
  
• “As far as I’m concerned, she doesn’t even exist!”
  
• “How handy.”
  
• “We’re an unstoppable team.”
  
• “Weirdly enough, I think the feeling is mutual.”
  
• “My only loss is my appetite.”
  
• “You know that’s considered stealing.”