Send one to my muse for their reaction | Mined from this twitter
- “That’s definitely a crime and that one’s punishable by crime. You gotta do the crime to make the crime.”
- “We’ve easily tripled the amount of grease we’re getting off this grandma!”
- “I’m going to punch this car.”
- “I’m going to teleport you to the no-crime Dairy Queen!”
- “I hate looking at him do anything.”
- “I’m gonna put some flames on this ass-eyed dog.”
- “It’s rainin’ boys!! Hallelujah!!”
- “He’s a metaphorical piss bush for sure.”
- “This way to my genitalia!”
- “Not my weakness zone!”
- “Ahh, I ran outta juice! I ran outta punch juice!”
- “Is it blood? Is it marinara? Nobody knows.”
- “Mouths work best on the front of your guy”
- “You sold his eyes! That’s unscrupulous!”
- “She looks like a cartoon for Temperance back in the 20’s.”
“That’s a good point, [name], I guess I’ve never really blamed God for rats before.”
- “Here’s where you do your dark deeds, in your flesh church.”
- “I did my best and tried very hard, but I’ll be the first to say I didn’t do good enough.”
- “Get those nipples so hard, just really detail the areolas.”
- “You’re on some next-level shit, I gotta start throwing my children!”
- “I am not throwing away my shot! I am not– oh. Oh damn, I threw that one away actually.”
- “Hey, teach me how to tall! Teach me verticality!”
- “DPS: damage per son.”
“What’s up everybody, I think DOGS should VOTE!”
- “Dog vote! Dog vote! Dog suffrage! …We can call it ruffrage!”
- “What color—how would you say the color of a dream is?”
- “I grew these herbs myself in my home! If you’re a cop, you have to tell me!”
- “The problem with the snake is there was a snake on it, so I went ahead and just took care of that.”
- “Leg day hasn’t been invented yet.”
- “Can I fly, like a beautiful dude missile?”
- “Google ‘Shrek no clothes’.”
- “He’s like a living bottle of olive oil.”
- “Kiss. That. Egg.”
- “I’m all about hope, change, and zestiness.”
Monster Factory Sentence Meme (Part 1)
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