feel free to change pronouns etc!
- “there’s no need to call me sir”
- “just because you’ve got the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn’t mean we all have”
- “he must’ve known that you’d want to come back”
- “have a biscuit”
- “it was like having friends”
- “one mustn’t tell lies”
- “to the well-organised mind, death is but the next great adventure”
- “it’s for some stupid noble reason isn’t it?”
- “what do i care how he looks? i am good-looking for both of us, i think!”
- “pity the living, and above all those who live without love”
- “honestly, if you were any slower you’d be going backwards”
- “i’ve heard you’ve been giving out signed photos”
- “i assure you that if you die, you need not hand it in”
- “you were just showing moral fibre!”
- “of all the tree we could’ve hit, we had to get one that hits back”
- “it does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live”
- “humans do have a knack for choosing precisely those things that are worst for them”
- “anything’s possible if you’ve got enough nerve”
- “always the tone of surprise”
- “perhaps those who are best suited to power are those who have never sought it”
- “thoughts can leave deeper scarring than almost anything else”
- “i am what i am and i’m not ashamed”
- “of course it is happening inside your head, but why should that mean it isn’t real?”
- “there are all kinds of courage”“is that why you dyed your eyebrow?”
- “it is the unknown we fear when we look upon death and darkness, nothing more”
- “don’t think i don’t know how this might end”
- “take a good look at how he treats his inferiors, not his equals”
- “killing is not so easy as the innocent believe”
- “i don’t go looking for trouble. trouble usually finds me”
- “one can never have enough socks”
- “scars can come in useful”
- “when in doubt, go to the library”
- “i’m hoping to do some good in the world!”
- “i will write to your mother”
- “would you like a few moments to compose an epitaph?”
- “throw it away and punch him on the nose”
- “don’t worry, you’re jut as sane as i am”
- “there are things worth dying for!”
- “what’s life without a little risk?”
- “there’s the silver lining i’ve been looking for”
- “ask us no questions and we’ll tell you no lies”
- “give her hell from us”
- “i solemnly sear that I am up to no good”
- “mischief managed”