God I was at that restaurant in Annapolis yesterday that serves those 4 lbs milkshakes and these two dudes were just finishing one together and people were asking them for tips and they were like “you have to get like mint chocolate chip or something because if there’s no texture it gets too boring to finish” and all I could keep thinking was that it can only be a matter of time before some god wipes this town off the map and we will have earned it with our disgusting hubris
Everyone who has ever finished one of these will have it weighed against a feather when they die
Doable? Maybe
Listen. After the Burger Incident of 2016 I’ve learned to accept my fragile mortality and live within the boundaries set for humanity by the Universe.
I’m a little nervous but my curiosity is overwhelming~ what, pray tell, is the Burger incident of 2016?
In 2016 the day Pokémon Go came out I worked up a big appetite with my friends and we went to Steak ‘n Shake and I decided that none of the burgers looked big enough which…..I don’t know if I thought the photos on the menu were actual size I don’t know what was going on but
I asked the server for the biggest one they had and she said “that’s the 7×7, it’s not on the menu…you don’t want that”
And immediately my friends knew I was fucked because I felt challenged which I blame on my middle child syndrome and also on that I am by birth just an idiot so I ordered it without knowing competitive food bloggers write entire articles about this thing.
I sort of knew I was in trouble when the cook came to see who’d ordered it but I wasn’t backing down and in the end I ate all 1300 calories and THEN the fries and ALSO my shake and I had to go to my friend’s and take a three hour nap and when I woke up I was so fucked up that I just started eating leaves straight off her mint plant because antacids weren’t going to cut it.
Then I complained for like two days and Ultimately I learned absolutely nothing.
In case anyone wanted a visual for the 7×7
Hubris
When you can’t decided between pride and gluttony so commit both sins at the same time.
“I-It’s.. no use, Shimmer. I’m stupid. My hands’re stupid. They don’t… work the way I want them to.” Her pouty expression only got worse the more she watched Shimmer play.
“Your hands aren’t stupid and neither are you, squirt. I promise. But something like this does take a little patience a little patience and lot of practice to get down. I didn’t get to be as good as I am in a day.” She said.
She scooted closer to Savannah and gently took a hold of her hands and placing her fingertips on a few frets. “Now, keep pressure her, and strum these strings.”
☆ – Hello friends! These tend to get around quicker than those edits so would you mind liking / reblogging this if you’re interested in writing with a new to the neighborhood priv. && sel. Mabel Pines of Alex Hirch’s Gravity Falls series? I’d really appreciate it! ❤
You support Villainous muses who AREand always WILL be Evil.
(I feel like I need to make this. I will NEVER Redeem my villainous muse and if I do, It will be because of a very strict set of circumstances strung along in an RP thread.)
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