Are cows NOT domesticated farm animals in “Steven Universe?”

crantzypants:

bluezirccn:

returntothesingularity:

In “Full Disclosure,” we see Steven swipe through the photos on his phone, and there’s this one of Steven and Connie at a restaurant. 

Notice the painting and the stuffed cow head. Stuffing and mounting an animal’s head is usually what you do with an animal that you’ve hunted and killed, not with domesticated farm animals that are slaughtered for their meat. 

And that painting is based on a real painting of Theodore Roosevelt, who was (among many other things) a big game hunter. 

And then there’s this line from Garnet in “Too Far:”

Are cows a wild animal that people hunt for sport in this universe?

You: White Diamond

Me, an intellectual: Steven Universe cow lore

I dont know Steven Universe but please continue with the cow lore

Can you draw Prince Gumball and Fionna dressed in pig costumes as pigs with fake pig noses?

quinepeather:

You’ve come to the wrong artist my friend.

So hold on to something because I’m about to blast your safe space into SPACE.

Let’s talk about your little request here. Seems innocent and cute when I read it first but couldn’t help but feel suspicious due to these dire facts:

  • Haven’t drawn anything since my peak year (2013)
  • My bio says this is a “shitposting blog”
  • Your request was oddly specific (i.e. “fake pig nose”) without the use of “please”

So I did some research

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Ba-da-bing !!

Ba-da-boom!! 

Look what I found on your “Likes”:

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Turns out I’m not your first victim…

 

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Interesting… 

Now don’t get me wrong, first I thought oh wow! This person must be a big fan of adventure time, alright no worries…

But then there was just the same request, after request, after request..

Then I started to think wow this person is just abusing these artists to get free art

You wanna know how I know that?????????????????

BECAUSE OF THIS POST

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You aren’t even thankful about the free are they draw for you!!!!!!!!!

(It was a nicely drawn picture by the artist!!)

Why am I calling you out!!

Because @carminecrincolijedihero1025 I am sure you do not realize what you are doing. You have crossed the line from innocence into maliciousness, turn back heathen!! 

As an artist it pains me to see you take advantage of these talented artists. Don’t abuse the requests! They are drawing for free!! It takes a lot of time and effort to make a drawing!!! And for you to just drop these requests like they’re tickets for a raffle?? 

Come on dude!! You should at least try to support these artists!! Commission them!!

You shouldn’t go around Oinking people like this!!

 And for you to criticize the artist for the FREE ART THEY DREW FOR FREE WITH NO CHARGE BECAUSE THEY DREW IT FOR FREE????

MY DUDE????YOUR KINK IS SHOWING!! PLEASE BE CONSIDERATE!!!

And for the all artists that I’ve tagged, sorry but I wanted you all to see this. Hopefully you can warn more, or don’t. I just thought this was some dirty work and this person should be exposed so they don’t continue this.

@snowythehumans, @kyanthekat, @phalangieee, @bitchhpunk, @petite-jojo, @utopia-ryn, @mizuminojosei, @damergab, @suuuperarrrt, @lillee-nika, @lynvaren, @bubblee-blog, @ki233117, @shizzome, @alexwadsy, @missysdraws, @sometipsygnostalgic, @punyarinpa, @rachyart, @heartoffoolsgold, @cupidess, @itsy, @jealter, @nikodere, @fantasmapumpkinart, @amei-arts, @ragingsofa. @kawaii-o-saurus, @hypotenuse-with-juicy-juice, @payinasadas, @queen-bowsette

You’ve all been OINKED

COMMISSIONS OPEN

sparksyart:

Alrighty! Art commissions are officially open starting today!  
You can look at the art on my blog to get an idea of what my content will be like.
I can replicate most any art style as well!
Lastly, please provide reference for the character(s) you would like drawn.



>$4 for chibi or detailed bust (shoulder up) sketch

>$9 per full body sketch



+$2 for color (you will receive colored and uncolored version)

+$3 for linearting of the sketch (you will receive both sketch and linearted version)

and tipping the artist is always welcome~!
Just message me (my mainblog is royalradrobot so don’t be too surprised if you get that username replying instead haha) if you are interested!

Thank you for your consideration!