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When ur mutuals w/ some cool ass people rb if u agree

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royalsuggestions:

You don’t need to know me to see how divine I am.

rpstartersinc:

this post includes dialogue spoilers for  DEADPOOL 2.  you’ve been warned.

           feel free to change pronouns / wording !

• ❝ what a dick ! ❞
• ❝ i took a catnap on twelve hundred gallons of high test fuel. ❞
• ❝ i’m gonna touch them all over. ❞
• ❝ i don’t speak cantonese. ❞
• ❝ i don’t bargain, pumpkin fucker. ❞
• ❝ do not go in there ! ❞
• ❝ oh god ! time out, time out ! ❞
• ❝ too exotic ? ❞
• ❝ i got blood right in my open eye ! ❞
• ❝ i’m so glad i left the kiddos at home. ❞
• ❝ that babysitter of yours is high as fuck right now. ❞
• ❝ every good family film starts with a vicious murder, bambi, the lion king, saw seven. ❞
• ❝ listen, confidence isn’t something you have it’s something you create. ❞
• ❝ start the fucking car ! ❞
• ❝ i shit my pants. ❞
• ❝ i want to belong to something. ❞
• ❝ i want to become a contract killer. ❞
• ❝ i can’t wait to never speak of this. ❞
• ❝ oh, well that’s – that’s just the most beautiful thing i’ve ever – i don’t know what this is. ❞
• ❝ can you hear me ? ❞
• ❝ kids, they give a chance to be better than we are, better than we used to be. ❞
• ❝ you are a lot smarter than i look. ❞
• ❝ thank god i didn’t have t’ use the cream cheese speader. ❞
• ❝ go home, you’ve been here for three days. ❞
• ❝ you know what FINE stands for ? fucked up, insecure, needy and emotional. ❞
• ❝ don’t you know how t’ knock ? ❞
• ❝ i thought you saw me with your ears. ❞
• ❝ can’t really live ‘til we’ve died a little. ❞ 
• ❝ what in the fuck knuckles is this ? ❞
• ❝ should’ve brought my rape whistle. ❞
• ❝ first off, i’m not even a virgin. ❞
• ❝ you always make it hard. ❞
• ❝ like beyoncé says, please, please stop cheating on me. ❞
• ❝ come quietly, or there will be trouble. ❞
• ❝ put your hands behind your knees and get down on your head, now ! ❞
• ❝ rules are meant to be broken. ❞ 
• ❝ those guys hurt you ? ❞
• ❝ i fight for what’s right. ❞
• ❝ you’re so dark ! are you sure you’re not from the dc universe ? ❞
• ❝ we need a secret code. ❞
• ❝ am i gettin’ catfished here or ? ❞
• ❝ isn’t that a little derivative ? ❞
• ❝ you’ve been chosen by a higher power. ❞
• ❝ never underestimate a man with a moustache. ❞
• ❝ he’s going in through the back ! oh god, he’s inside ! ❞
• ❝ i’d ask who you are but you’ll be dead in a second. ❞
• ❝ ooh. somebody knows … karate. ❞
• ❝ something is so terribly, terribly wrong. ❞
• ❝ i should’ve worn my white pants. ❞ 
• ❝ i’m gonna rip you in half now. ❞
• ❝ you’re not the revenge type. ❞
• ❝ wha’d’ you want me t’ say, huh ? ❞
• ❝ what’s ________ got that i don’t have ? ❞
• ❝ all i told him was everything he wanted to know. ❞
• ❝ is this apartment listed on tinder ? grindr ? ❞
• ❝ well, that’s just lazy writing. ❞ 
• ❝ you remind me of my wife. ❞
• ❝ so what’s it gonna be, handsome ? ❞
• ❝ and that, is why you never eat a raw starfish. it’s just common sense. ❞
• ❝ i will bathe in the blood of your enemies. ❞
• ❝ boom ! spoiler alert. ❞
• ❝ i’m a grower, not a shower. ❞
• ❝ you should never meet your heroes because honestly, he’s a bit of a dick. ❞
• ❝ i don’t deserve your friendship, or your help. ❞
• ❝ damn it feels good t’ be a gangster ! ❞
• ❝ it’s not a great analogy. ❞
• ❝ i told you i care about you. ❞
• ❝ i don’t wanna die without an audience. ❞
• ❝ is there a knife in my dick ? ❞
• ❝ what the fuck is dubstep ? ❞