rpmemesfam:

cheesy pick up lines.

“You know what’s beautiful? Read the first word.”
“Are you flappy bird? Cause I could tap you all night.”
“Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!”
“I’m not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.”
“Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.”
“I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?”
“I bet you play soccer, because you’re a keeper.”
“Are you an orphanage? Cause I wanna give you kids.”
“I’m not staring at your boobs. I’m staring at your heart.”
“Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte.”
“Are you a campfire? Cause you are hot and I want s’more.”
“Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.”
“I’m no organ donor but I’d be happy to give you my heart.”
“Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?”
“If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?”
“You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.”
“Do you have a name or can I call you mine?”
“Are you Google? Because I’ve just found what I’ve been searching for.”
“There’s a big sale in my bedroom right now. Clothes are now 100% off!”
“Let’s commit the perfect crime: I’ll steal you’re heart, and you’ll steal mine.”
“I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away!”
“What’s a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?”
“I think there’s something wrong with my eyes because I can’t take them off you.”
“If you were a potato, you’d be a sweet one.”
“Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?”
“Are you my Appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel like I should take you out.”

Sunset sniffed as she rubbed at her blooded lip. “I-it’s not that big a deal. I’m used to the beatings…”

キタ━━━(゜∀゜)━━━!!!!!   :  What does your muse do when very excited? 

Well, both Sunset and Shimmer have the same little quirk: when they get excited, they have a tendency to smile a lot and jump a little, maybe throw a fist in the air. But with Shimmer, she might actually get the person standing next to her.

（ ^_^）o自自o（^_^ ) : How often does your muse drink?

It’s very rare for Sunset to drink. When she’s upset or depressed, she’ll hit the bottle to calm her nerves. Shimmer on the other hand, is an alcoholic. She’s even got her own fully stocked liquor cabinet. Ask Lord Dominator ( @rcginaxgnis ). She’s know how much Shimmer drinks.

sphinxmemesmusings:

(`･ω･´) :  What does your muse completely gush over?

＿|￣|○ :  What situation would your muse give up in?

(｀-´)> :  Who does your muse honor the most?

(´；ω；`):  What brings your muse into a state of depression?                                 

ヽ(´ー｀)ﾉ :  What calms your muse down?

ヽ(`Д´)ﾉ :  What irritates your muse the most?

(＃ﾟДﾟ) :  What does your muse do if they’re angry?

（ ´Д｀） :  Is your muse loud in bed?

（　ﾟДﾟ） :  What does your muse do when surprised?

┐(‘～`；)┌ :  When your muse can’t answer something, what do they do?
                                   
                                       

（´∀｀） :  What could your muse care less about?

（　´_ゝ`） :  Who or what is your muse most indifferent about?
                                   
                                       

Σ(゜д゜;) :  Is your muse easily scared?

( ﾟヮﾟ) :  When is your muse happiest?

キタ━━━(゜∀゜)━━━!!!!!   :  What does your muse do when very excited?
                                   
                                       

⊂二二二（　＾ω＾）二⊃ :  Does your muse like to cuddle?

(　´Д｀)ﾉ(´･ω･`)　ﾅﾃﾞﾅﾃﾞ:  Does your muse pat others on the head? If not, do they get pat on their head?
                                   
                                       

(((( ；ﾟДﾟ))):  What is your muse terrified of?

Σ(ﾟДﾟ):  What would your muse be most shocked to obtain?

( ﾟдﾟ):  What amazes your muse?

(´ー`)y-~~ :  Does your muse do any drugs? Smoke?

（ ^_^）o自自o（^_^ ） :  How often does your muse drink?

ヽ(´ー`)人(´∇｀)人(`Д´)ノ:  How friendly is your muse around new people?

(‘A`) :  What does your muse do when they’re alone?

（´-`）.｡oO( … ) :  What does your muse think about a lot?

(ﾟДﾟ;≡;ﾟДﾟ):  Is your muse impatient?

( ´д)ﾋｿ(´Д｀)ﾋｿ(Д｀ ):  Does your muse enjoy gossiping?

（･∀･)つ⑩ :  Does your muse enjoy saving or spending money? Or are they indifferent?

(ﾟдﾟ):  When your muse didn’t expect something, what do they do?

(ﾟ⊿ﾟ) :  Is your muse in denial a lot?

（・∀・） :  Does your muse like to tease people?

（・Ａ・） :  What does your muse consider to be bad?

(ﾟ∀ﾟ) :  If your muse was a drug, what kind would they be?

（ つ Д ｀） :  When your muse is sad, what do they do?

♪┏(・o･)┛♪ :  Can your muse dance well?

d(*⌒▽⌒*)b :  What makes your muse the happiest they could ever be?

(╬ ಠ益ಠ):  What infuriates your muse to the point they may kill whatever it is?

(≧ロ≦):  Is your muse a screamer in bed?

(ΘεΘ;):  How much of a tsundere is your muse?

（‐＾▽＾‐）:  What does your muse’s laugh sound like?

┌(；`～,)┐ :  What discombobulates your muse?

ε=ε=ε=┌(;*´Д`)ﾉ :  How does your muse run?

ヽ(´▽`)/ :  What does your muse look like when happy?

ヽ(ｏ`皿′ｏ)ﾉ :  Is your muse violent when angry?

(Come on guys, Sunset and Shimmer are bored over here!)

justrpmemesandmusings:

Potential TW warning

mandysxmuses:

“Good for you. Don’t remember asking for your opinion, though. I’ve got other things on my mind, thanks.”

“Like how much sex you wouldn’t get at a sex festival? That is quite a bit to think about.”

Letter from Twilight Sparkle

Dear Sunset Shimmer, I heard about the whole anon-a-miss thing. I heard about it from a few students who wrote in your journal. Mainly Rarity. Don’t worry, I told them I’d stop by to deliver a few journals, especially for Rarity, so that way you can have your personal journal. As for the incident, I understand you’re bitter, but remember: Pinkie Pie, Rarity, Fluttershy, Applejack, and Rainbow Dash all have you forgiveness after the whole incident at the fall formal. Rarity has become a siren, and now the anon-a-miss is being blamed on Rarity since she is being less focused on. The other five are denouncing her as a friend. Please, I beg you, help her out. The magic in her gem could corrupt her. Do NOT destroy it. But rather try to isolate the Magic that’s trying corrupt her and try to remove it from her gem. Please keep in touch with me, and follow my advice. Your teacher, Princess Twilight