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ineedtherpmesmes:

• “Hi, I’m ______.”
• “Oh fuck! Are you okay?”
• “Crap! Sorry about that! Wasn’t looking where I was going. Here, I’ll get you a new jacket…”
• “Need a ride?”
• “How are you?”
• “Seems like we’re gonna be stuck on this train for an extra three hours.”
• “What’s your name?”
• “Thank you.”
• “You just saved my life!”
• “Move the fuck out of my way.”
• “Watch where you’re going!”
• “Asshole.”
• “Would you like anything?”
• “You’re gorgeous.”
• “Do I know you?”
• “Uh, that’s my spot.”
• “Oh, God, sorry! Let me buy you a new one.”
• “Is that your dog? He is so CUTE!”
• “Here, take my seat. You look tired.”
• “Checking in?”
• “Can I sit here?”
• “May I buy you a drink?”
• “I can spot you, if you want.”
• “How’d you even get stuck in a locker, anyway?”
• “Can you turn it down?! Some of us are trying to sleep!”
• “Hi, I’m your new roommate.”
• “I think I found your dog. Is he yours?”
• “You look cold, take my jacket.”
• “Hey, I think the mailman gave me your mail by mistake? [Name], right?”
• “You’ve had a guy/girl over every night this week! And you’re really loud! You know how I know? I know because I live below you!”
• “So, your kid apparently punched my kid in the face.”
• “Bride or groom?”
• “Can you switch seats with me? I can’t see!”
• “Okay, look, if you’re gonna be airsick, aim the other way.”
• “[Sir/Ma’am], if you don’t stop being rude to me, I’m going to give you decaf.”
• “Don’t drink that! I saw some guy slip something in there.”
• “Hey, is he bothering you?”
• “Don’t give up your day job.”
• “…Dude, your fly’s down.”
• “I think you have the wrong number.”
• “I’m [muse’s child]’s teacher.”
• “[Muse’s child/younger sibling] was in my yard again!”
• “Get out of here! This is my hiding spot!”
• “YOUR STUPID MUTT RIPPED UP MY YARD AGAIN!”
• “SHUT UP. And learn to stay on key.”
• “Good Evening/Afternoon/Morning/Day/Night.”
• “Watch where you’re going!”
• “Is this seat taken?”
• “Here you dropped this.”
• “You remind me of someone.”
• “Will you be taking this?”
• “May I take your order?”
• “How are you?”
• “You look familiar, have we met before?”
• “Be careful next time.”
• “Hey, could you help me?”
• “Help me!”
• “I’m so sorry!”
• “Are you alright?!”
• “I know we’ve never met, but I think you’re beautiful.”
• “I think I may have seen you before…”
• “Hey! Watch it!”
• “Oh my god are you okay?”
• “Have we met…?”
• “Were you at that one party?”
• “Remember me?”
• “I know you don’t know me but I love your shirt.”
• “Quick, pretend to look like you’re talking to me.”
• “Hey, is that your dog?”
• “Service takes forever here.”
• “Don’t mean to sound cliche, but do you come here often?”
• “I wouldn’t sit there if I were you.”
• “This is gonna be a long plane ride.”
• “Can you turn that music down?”
• “People are trying to sleep!”
• “I’m your new neighbour.”
• “Is that who I think it is?”
• “Be quiet!”
• “Is that your son/daughter?”
• “I’ve read about you.“