glumshoe:

hobbitry-in-arms:

lokinne:

gutterpunkvangogh:

jewishlyriumghost:

gravity-engineer:

glumshoe:

More Weird Shit I Found in the Woods™.

Geometrically-challenged child cultists should have stuck with the triangles.

Is this real life Dipper Pines?

“oh look. Another mysterious stone path in the woods. 3 guesses where this leads.”

(at the end of the path)

“Listen. I know everyone wants to summon a demon at summer camp. I get it, I really do! But if you’re gonna try that shit just… put some effort into it. I mean look at this shit. IT’s just…It’s not even symmetrical. And look at this egg thing. It’s wildly disproportionate to the rest of it. It sucks! It objectively sucks! If I were a demon and I saw this, I would actually be offended. Try harder, kids. Try harder.”

@captioned-vines

someone should add one of those vintage “you tried” star memes in the shape of this

Like this?

Why does this person look and sound so much like a cartoon character???

a witch cursed me to be this way

ANONYMOUS PDA MEME

bogfriends:

💖: i have a romantic crush on you!

💜: i want to make sure you’re happy

💙: i have a friend crush on you!

💚: im a little jealous of you

💛: i just think you’re cute!

💘: i wouldnt say no to a platonic marriage

👀: im too shy to talk to you

💗: i want to give you a hug!

💋: i want to kiss you!

💪: id fight someone if they talked shit about you

🔊: im really glad i started following you!

💬: we should talk more!

💭: i think about you a lot

👏: everything you say is great wtf…

🎧: you have excellent music taste!

👑: your blog aesthetic is lovely!

🚨: you intimidate me

“So Autum, wanna do something special for the last day of the Festival?”

mylittlecuriosityrp:

“Oh sure,” Autumn sat down in front of her marefriend, curling her tail under her. “You have any ideas? I don’t think we went on that swan boat thingie?” 

She pointed at the ride with the tunnel and swan boats. 

Sunset’s lips curled up with a smile as she pulled Autumn in closer to her. “That sounds lovely Autumn. And plus it’ll give us a little time to ourselves.”

Sunset was honestly hoping that the Equestrian version of the Tunnel of Love would be so much better then the human worlds’s. Especially a couple of the ones she had been to. Bad animatronics, cheesy music, and a dank smelly tunnel. But Sunset had faith that this would work out.

“Shall we my lady?”