sirenesmaris:

“Oh nothing. You were staring at another version of me. Specifically her ass. Which is weird, yeah. But I have no problem with it. I just mistook you for Forte. My, eh….significant other person. Staring at her. Which made me angry at him. But turns out he did nothing wrong. And I owe him a, like, apology or something for saying I was gonna rape him with a chainsaw. So I better go do that. Peace.”

{ @thewanderingsunset }

*confused human/horse noises*

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