maximum-overboner:

maximum-overboner:

i think black hat gets a real thrill out of ruining weddings. think about it. the joyful union between two people in front of friends and loved ones destroyed entirely. that’s right up his alley. and he can kill people, certainly, or torture, or maim, but what he likes to do best is, halfway through the ceremony

show up. 

show up, politely work his way through a crowd and sit down. when it’s done, he chuckles and leaves. that’s it. the wedding is ruined. it will be all anyone who went EVER talks about if the wedding is brought up. who gives a shit about the married couple, who gives a shit about the venue or the food or the bar, Black ‘did he just throw up a centipede, kiss it gently then stuff it back in his throat’ Hat is here and he just fucking sat down. the entire place is going to be wrapped in excruciating fear the entire time he’s there, nobody will be able to enjoy themselves. he’s not shown up in a fire and brimstone extravaganza so surely SOMETHING EVEN MORE HORRIBLE LURKS AROUND THE CORNER but no, there isn’t

an addition; black hat showing up out of nowhere and immediately attempting to propose to the bride in an act of old-timey dickishness. if she accepts he leaves and the wedding is ruined, if she declines he sets the place on fire and the wedding is still ruined