“Aw, mad you can’t pull it off? That’s okay – you’re too OLD to look cool. Besides, I guess emphasizing your big head with even bigger hair is your ONLY way to stand out.”
“Mind if I get in get in on this, because in all honesty, old or not, I’m sure Dom spends less time doing her hair then you. She’s got a natural beauty to it. And yours… Well, it just looks like you styled a butt on to the top of your head.”