mandysxmuses:

thewanderingsunset:

“Gotta say, this looks like a really good cake.” Shimmer said, licking her lips. “Mind if I get the recipe?” She asked with a small smirk.

“Yes! Absolutely! It’s–”

“Um.. um… the egg of a bird…?? And.. sweet stuff, and… at least ten flowers. Purple ones, because it’s purple. And the excretions of cows that.. that have been.. um, punched a lot?”

She knows nothing about human cooking and totally didn’t make this cake.

Shimmer let out a chuckle as she said, “You totally stole this, didn’t you?”