Markiplier plays “Inch-by-Inch” – sentence

rp-meme-central:

1. “I don’t like the sound of ‘explodium’, but okay.” 

2. “That doesn’t seem like a good idea to do with anything in a lab! Why would a lab even have a microwave?” 

3. “When am I gonna start shrinking, huh?” 

4. “I’m not short yet! I’m gonna be short.” 

5. “Something tells me this ain’t coffee.” 

6. “I’m getting shorter! It’s my worst nightmare!” 

7. “God damn it, I’m getting too short to reach the table!” 

8. “Help, help! I’m not short! I’m perfectly average height!” 

9. “I don’t know what you’re gonna make, but please make something good for me.” 

10. “I got a book. Books are my only friend. Knowledge is power.” 

11. “Oh my god, I’m so tiny.” 

12. “Oh, come one! I’m nine inches tall!” 

13. “I’m in the boot! No!” 

14. “I could have beaten this. I could have beaten this. I could have beaten this no problem. If I hadn’t been an asshole.” 

15. “Really? You give me a sliver of hope and then you throw it down my throat?” 

16. “Come on! I’m not small! I’m a perfectly normal… average… height.” 

17. “I’m a strong ______, but this is really heavy!” 

18. “Why couldn’t I get out of the boot before?” 

19. “I got strawberry jam. What the fuck do we need strawberry jam for?” 

20. “I am getting shorty-short. Why am I so shorty-short?” 

21. “I am really losing height quickly.” 

22. “How long does it possibly take to get water?” 

23. “I’m about to hit two feet. I hope it doesn’t pause me at the height I am.” 

24. “If there’s an antidote that could make me taller, that would be great.”  

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