Injury Starters

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• “Whoa, when did you get this?”
• “Who did this to you?”
• “Hold still— I need to clean it.”
• “I’m supposed to believe this was an accident?”
• “Damn— I’d hate to see the other guy.”
• “Does this hurt when I touch it?”
• “What the hell, ___? Another fight?”
• “What the hell happened to your face?”
• “Why are you so calm about this? You’re really hurt.”
• “I think your arm is broken. It’s not supposed to bend like that.”
• “Here, let me help you with that.”
• “You’re bleeding a lot. Too much. Apply more pressure. I’m calling an ambulance.”
• “Did you think I was gonna leave you like this?”
• “Instead of helping you, they ran off? What an asshole.”
• “You need to be more careful. You keep getting hurt like this and you’ll put yourself out of commission.”
• “Let me grab the first-aid kit. Don’t move.”
• “So, do you wanna explain to me what the hell happened?”
• “You look really pale. Sit down. I don’t need you fainting before I get this stitched-up.”
• “I’m not blaming you, I’m just saying this looks awfully suspicious.”
• “How many of them were there? This doesn’t look like one man’s doing.”
• “Sit still. I need to clean this before it gets infected.”
• “Wiggle your fingers. I need to make sure it’s not broken.”
• “This is gonna hurt. A lot. But it’ll be quick. I need to pop it back into place.”
• “I told you not to act recklessly like that. You might think you’re protecting me, but you’re gonna get yourself killed if you keep jumping in like that.”
• “That was really close this time. Too close. Please, promise me you’re gonna listen to me and be more careful in the future.”