pick up lines sentence meme

dovingmemes:

send in a pick up line to my muses ( perfect for valentine’s day too )

• ‘ did you sit in a pile of sugar? because you have a pretty sweet ass. ‘
  
• ‘ im not a photographer but i can picture you and i together. ‘
  
• ‘ i was feeling a little turned off today , but you definitely turn me on. ‘
  
• ‘ are you a fruit? because honeydew you know how fine you look right now? ‘
  
• ‘ sorry but you owe me a drink … because when i looked at you , i dropped mine. ‘
  
• ‘ do i know you? because you look exactly like my next boyfriend/girlfriend/partner. ‘
  
• ‘ i was blinded by your beauty. i’m going to need your name and number for insurance purposes. ‘
  
• ‘ you look so familiar … didn’t we take a class together? because i could’ve sworn we had chemistry. ‘
  
• ‘ do you like nintendo? because wii would look great together. ‘
  
• ‘ you’re so beautiful that you made me forget my pick up line. ‘
  
• ‘ i thought happiness started with an h. why does mine start with u? ‘
  
• ‘ four plus four equals eight. but you plus me equals fate. ‘
  
• ‘ babe , your beauty makes this morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon. ‘
  
• ‘ charizards are red , squirtles are blue , if you were a pokemon , i’d choose you! ‘
  
• ‘ there’s only one thing i want to change about you, and that’s your last name. ‘
  
• ‘ your lips look so lonely … would they like to meet mine? ‘
  
• ‘ i like legos , you like legos , why don’t we build a relationship? ‘
  
• ‘ people call me [muse name] , but you can call me tonight. ‘
  
• ‘ kiss me if i’m wrong but dinosaurs still exist , right? ‘
  
• ‘ there must be something wrong with my eyes , i can’t take them off of you. ‘