✗singing in the shower sentence starters

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THE SINGER
❝ rah, rah, ah, ah, ah, roma, roma, ma. gaga, ooh, la, la… want your bad romance! ❞
❝ to the windooow, to the wall! ❞
❝ been around the world, don’t speak the language, but your booty don’t need explainin’. ❞
❝ i said, excuse me, you’re a hell of a guy- i mean my, my, my, my, you’re like pelican fly. ❞
❝ all i want for christmaaaas is youuuu! ❞
❝ you are now, now rocking with, will.i.am and britney, bitch! ❞
❝ tell me what you like, yeah, tell me what you don’t, i could be your buzz lightyear, fly across the globe. ❞
❝ i’m feeling sexy and free, like glitter’s raining on me. ❞
❝ there’s vomit on his sweater already, mom’s spaghetti! ❞
​​​​​​​❝ my milkshake brings all the boys to my yard! ❞
❝ it’s been a looong day without you my friend! ❞

THE VICTIM
​​​​​​​❝ oh. my. god. can you please shut the fuck up? ❞
​​​​​​​❝ you’ve been screeching in there for like, 2 hours already! ❞
​​​​​​​❝ screw you, i’m going in! ❞
​​​​​​​❝ jesus christ, what did i do wrong? ❞
❝ i don’t deserve this. ❞
❝ i’m recordiiing! ❞
❝ how can you sing so off key, i’m- ❞
❝ this shit is hilarious. ❞
❝ hello from the other side! ❞
❝ i chimed in with haven’t you ever heard of closing the goddamn door?! ❞
❝ why am i living with you again? ❞
❝ open the door and let me brush my goddamn teeth! ❞
❝ i’m gonna strangle you, i swear. ❞
​​​​​​​❝ shush! i’m on the phone with my ___! ❞
❝ our neighbors are going to kill us, oh my god. ❞