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Game Grumps — Pokemon: FireRed  {Sentence Starters}

• “You’re an idiot.”
  
• “I can’t deal, dude.”
  
• “Don’t shut me out.”
  
• “I’m sick of your lies.”
• “Can you imagine it?”
  
• “You’re sexy and little.”
• “How’d you like them?”
• “In reality, I’m quite weak.”
  
• “I’m a pioneer of new words.”
  
• “You committed it to memory?”
  
• “Oh my god, you almost got it!”
• “You and I are DONE-ion rings.”
  
• “That’s a choice you can make?”
  
• “Oh, he’s not as cute as he was.”
• “Why don’t you go instead of me?”
  
• “There’s, like, no sexy way to say it.”
• “I have lots of dick punching stories.”
• “I don’t know what any of that means.”
• “It looks good on a bucket list resume!”
• “What the hell are we fighting right now?”
  
• “You were close, then. You almost had it.”
• “It might kill me in one hit, but it might not.”
  
• “It is metal, and its huge, and its powerful.”
• “This is the weirdest thing for me to watch.”
• “Okay… now its time to turn off the internet.”
  
• “Where were you on the night of tomorrow?”
  
• “I feel like that shouldn’t even be a problem.”
• “And this guy is getting way too close to me.”
• “This is making me feel really uncomfortable.”
  
• “That movie scared the living shit out of me…”
• “Yes! I did it! You saw it! Everyone’s a witness!”
  
• “First sign of dying is misunderstanding vowels.”
• “He should be thinking more about my emotions.”
  
• “Would you like to do that? With me? Right now?”
• “I can’t hear you over how awesome my Skip-It is.”
  
• “I would love that. Nothing would make me happier.”
• “What if you just punch them in the face, repeatedly?”
• “They are rare. And they are very poisonous, do not eat.”
• “There’s nothing wrong with her. Its you I have a problem with.”
  
• “Starting to think these people who tell us we suck might be right.”

• “How am I supposed to sleep with sexy, green space women, now?” 

• “When you were rambling about some NONSENSE, I was fighting this dude over here.”
  
• “You think you’re hot shit, but you ain’t! Just ‘cause you can teleport like fucking STAR TREK — !”