tatorumaunten:

When life gives you lemons, toss the fuckers back and scream ‘I asked for strawberries bitch!’

Everyone @ life

Nah, When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! Nobody wants your damn lemons, what the hell are you supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give you lemons! Do you know who you are? You’re the person who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! You’re gonna get some engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns life’s house down!